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[neversets]

Who: Apollo
Broadcast: Fleet wide
Action: SS Bishop
When: Now-ish?

Broadcast

[Apollo looks... a little flustered? Slightly bewildered? Like he might have accidentally exploded cooking supplies?]

I'm trying this cooking thing. I'm pretty sure it's not dangerous to eat, but does anyone want to come and be a guinea pig? These gel things are making roasts a lot fucking harder than they should be...

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[On the Bishop, Apollo has taken over the kitchen for now. He manages to look surprisingly domestic, bumming around in ship standard provided clothing and hair pulled up into a ponytail that bobs along to whatever music he's imagining as he 'cooks'.

Cooking occasionally involves eye lasers. Which doesn't work on the gels half as well as he hoped it would.]

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[ladybro]

I'll volunteer. [ #nofear ] It can't get any worse than some of my cooking experiments on the Blameless.

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[takingkarabusiness]

I'll volunteer. Even though we're complete strangers. But I like to have faith in people.

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[beathach]

You didn't kill me, so I can at least vouch for your first attempt.

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[universal_charm]

Gels...?

Yeah, okay, I'll be right over.

What ship are you on?

_{[ He likes you to much to let you poison yourself, Apollo. ]}

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[archaeotechnician]

On the bright side, you can't possibly be worse than the pony. [ js. ]

You get enough volunteers?

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[astrobleme]

'Pretty sure'? What the heck did you do to it?

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[ecclesiophobic]

[Oh look he actually is blue normally.]

I'd volunteer, but after the last few years of the war I'm fairly certain I could eat tin without suffering ill effects.