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[save_the_souls]

Who: Allen Walker
Broadcast: Video
Action: The Hand-Holding Planet
When: Time is relative.

[The feed opens up different from Allen's usual clinic-related broadcasts. First of all, the camera seems shaky, like it's been held by something flying. It also seems to be out in the forest, or rather near a clearing in the forest.]

[And behind him instead of Timcanpy, seems to be what looks like...well, a dead dinosaur that's so big you can only see a bit of it on the camera. And Sokka's in the background, pacing around and measuring the dinosaur from all angles, muttering to himself.]

Ah, hello all! [Allen gives a wave] I'm Allen Walker of the SS Blue Fish. I don't have any clinic announcements, but ah...

[He glances back, then looks at the camera again]

Well you see, my captain and I went hunting and we sort of...overdid it, a tad. You see, um, Tim? Can you show them?

[The shaky camera pans around, showing that yep- that is indeed a dead T. rex. A tree has been toppled on it, and there's stab wounds in the neck. Sokka meanwhile has started to examine the dinosaur with....finger square frame. Okay. After a moment, the camera will go back to focus on Allen]

Yeah, as you can see- I don't think we can get this back to our ship on our own, or fit it in the ship, if we did.

[He claps his hands together] So! We were thinking...if anyone would like some meat for your ship, we'd be happy to share! Just come on by and take some! We're out in the forest, a few miles outside of the city. There's clearly plenty to go around!

Oh, and if you have a way to move it closer to the ships, that'd be even better! We'd be happy to share an even larger portion! [He glances around the forest, a bit nervous. Behind him, Sokka seems to started drawing with intense concentration, using a nearby tree stump for his surface. Allen seems to talk like he's more talking to himself than anything:] I know I'd like to be out of here before we meet his friends...

[And then he clears his throat and looks back at the camera] Anyway. That's all! Have a nice day!

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[alwayscomeback]

[Sokka's going to turn and grin at Allen, holding up his masterpiece. It's a shittily drawn thing that could be a T-Rex. There's also two stick figures there, one has a boomerang and the other has a red hand. There's a sun shining down on them.

It's smiling. ]

Here we go! Schematics! These are bound to work!

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[save_the_souls]

[He stares at the picture. Stares a long time. There's so much to be said there.]

...Sokka, that's just us standing in front of the dinosaur.

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[alwayscomeback]

[Sokka 'tuts' tapping the front of the paper like it's obvious and Allen just can't see it. Come on, Allen. ]

No, we're dragging it by its tail after putting it on wheels.

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[geonomy]

[Ooooh, MEAT. Granted, he doesn't like the sight of a dead t-rex, but. MEAT.

But there's also a more pressing matter there.]

Maybe if we get four or five shuttles, or even two or three of our ships, then tie ropes around that and our ships, we could carry it towards the ships that way? It's still intact, right?

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[save_the_souls]

[YES. MEAT!!]

Four or five shuttles? [Holy crap] Yeah, we haven't cut into it yet.

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[geonomy]

Well, it's bound to be heavy, right? We want to actually lift the thing. We could, uh... [ugh] cut it up, but that'd probably attract other things you don't want after you.

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[takingkarabusiness]

I'd be happy to help you carry it back closer to the ships.

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[save_the_souls]

Carry it back?

Um, thank you- but it does weight probably...several tons. Do you have powers or...?

[takingkarabusiness]

I do pilates?

[ yep she's going to tease him ]

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[forcesensitive]

[Oh nooooo, he really wants this but he can't disappoint Pinkie Pie. Maybe Finn can compromise by not taking any on the ship.]

Do you got anyone there who can cook up dinner? Cause I'd sure like to have some now, make sure it's worth lugging some back to the ships.

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[save_the_souls]

Um...

No. We're out in the middle of the forest. We don't exactly have a kitchen here. Sorry.

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[forcesensitive]

Damn.

[Not even a campfire, huh? He really wants some fresh steak, though. Maybe one of the restaurants can cook some up for him.]

--All right, I'll come get some anyway.

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[lightbends]

I could just earth bend it to the ship, you know...

[So amused. She can practically hear Sokka grumbling about her bending and it makes her smile.]

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[save_the_souls]

[!!!]

You can?

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[lightbends]

Yup! It'd be pretty easy actually.

[She might be grinning and flexing a muscle a bit. Not showing off at all - nope.]

You guys want some help?

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[spontaneouscombustion]

[Well... Pinkie DOES have a crew of humans to feed. AND there's the pizza party she and kitty are going to be throwing once Winn wakes up, sooo Pinkie swallows any disgust she might be feeling and calls Allen up.]

Heeey, Allen? So um... iiis there still any of that... meat left?

[Yeah yeah, laugh it up, Sokka.]

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[save_the_souls]

[Okay if there's one thing Allen knows about ponies? It's that they're vegetarians. And rather vocal about being as such]

[And so hearing one want meat]

Eh?! You want meat?

[spontaneouscombustion]

W-well, not for me specifically! Iiit's just that Kitty and I are planning a pizza party sometime soon for whenever Winn wakes up and she said humans put meat on their pizzas, and my captain got a dragon egg that might hatch soon and I guess HER dragons eat meat instead of gemstones, aaaand we don't know when we're gonna leave so it might not be a bad idea for my crewmates to have some REAL meat stocked up, right?

[Still not totally 100% comfy with meat as concept, but hey, humans and dragons gotta eat, right?]

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[universal_charm]

Are you sure Sokka would give up any of that meat? A part of me finds that highly unlikely.

_{[ He's met him like twice and he has that much figured out. He stole meat from a guest even!! ]}

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[save_the_souls]

He doesn't have a choice. Our freezers won't fit all this.

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[universal_charm]

You know what they say - where there's a will, there's a way.

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[privatizes]

Has no one seen Jurassic Park.

{ good god ]

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[save_the_souls]

No.

I lived it.

[feathery]

hey so
maybe kind of a weird question
but can i have a couple of the teeth

[WEIRD DEAD THING COLLECTION ATTEMPT IS A GO.]

[save_the_souls]

[COLLECT ALL THE DEAD THINGS]

Um, I don't see why not.

Why?